Saturday, March 6, 2010

RACUN

RACUN means POISON in the white-man's language. It can be used to kill fish, plantlife or even people...

Orang ini racun tengah merayap dalam badannya...

MERACUN on the other hand is the act of baiting your fellow fishan buddy to do something like go fishan or go to kedai to upgrade his fishan gear... There is good RACUN and bad RACUN. Good RACUN is when the guy that is RACUNNed gets to excape from what they hate doing, for example to RACUN them to NOT TO GO TO OPIS BUT TO GO FISHAN instead.

Mr Onn, racun power

Uncle Major, the only guy that can racun Mr. Onn

Hasil racun...

On the other hand, bad RACUN is when only you get the advantage of the RACUN while your friend or his family sufferes. For example, RACUNNING someone to go fishan and cancel his plans to go to a wedding reception with his family. Now that is EVIL...

Racun reels for sale...

Recently I got RACUNNed... The good RACUN of course. I intended to get a new spinning reel at KEPONG TACKLE so I went with Mr. Onn. I had a few bucks with me and was going to grab something decent for my 6 foot rod. Then Mr. Onn sprayed some RACUN onto me. The RACUN made me think, this reel or that REEL RACUN. The REEL RACUNe had great specs, so I went for it. Its not hard to RACUN me you see, as I am not that RACUN resistant. In fact, you dont have to RACUN me, I will RACUN myself... Then I will RACUN you... I have only the good RACUN, so dont worry...

Jenahak kena racun baru IHZAN

Then off to SEA LION to try out the new SPINNING REEL RACUN... Had a 50lb line on it, a gift from Mr, Onn... heheh... We checked-in at 6.02pm and after about 10mins after the first cast, BANG BANG BOOOM!!! A jenahak sudah naik :D The reel was as smooth as a botol of racun...

About 5kgs of Fresh sea food...

I was all smiles like someone stoned... Went home with the JENAHAK I fishaned and a RED SNAPPER I bought from the peraih... Thank you Mr. Onn for RACUNNING me, may you get fish from SEA LION on the next trip heheh...

Upah menyiang ikan... 2 ringgit/ikan

Now thats the story about RACUN... So, keep in mind that you can RACUN someone to do something for your advantage or to your friends advantage or for the advantage of the nation of fishan-men...

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